
By Beth Sherman
The chameleons were mating again, pressed together at the bottom of their cage, their placid lizard faces divulging no sign of pleasure. Elise peeked over, then thought better of it and pulled a black mesh stocking over one leg, while Rob sat at his desk typing, ignoring all three of them.
They’re still at it, Elise said.
Rob kept working. He was half-way through his prescribed daily writing task and didn’t like to be disturbed.
They’d bought the chameleons at Selmer’s, the day the pet store went out of business, for $24 and a three-month supply of live crickets.
If you don’t take them, the owner had said, I’ll set ‘em loose.
Selmer’s was located on a busy road. Elise didn’t think the chameleons would stand a chance.
Jinx and Tootsie were their names. Rob named them, back when they’d thought both chameleons were female. Sluggish creatures. Placid. Unknowable. They rarely changed colors.
Elise laced up her corset, put on black, elbow-length gloves, slipped into her stiletto heels. She usually kept the shoes in a Whole Foods bag until she went on stage because they were so uncomfortable, but today she wanted Rob to notice her.
Hey, Robbie, how do I look?
He glanced over, resumed typing. Fine.
Rob had come to the club the night before, sitting at a table in the back, nursing a beer. She didn’t see him until she was halfway through her set, having shed everything but lace panties, her legs clamped halfway up the shiny gold pole.
He left before the next girl went on and when Elise got home, he was already asleep. The chameleons were watching her though. She could tell. Their eyes moving independently, allowing them to see in two directions at once.
It’s not like she’d kept her job a secret from him. She needed the money for grad school. And to pay half the expenses while Rob juggled freelance writing with his yet-to-be-published stories. But knowing something and seeing it for yourself were two different things. She knew she loved Rob yet couldn’t see herself as a wife or mother. Couldn’t imagine not performing – the thrill of it, the rush, like trying to touch lightning.
Rob had stopped typing and was staring at the screen.
Two and a half years they’d been together and he’d never shown her even one sentence.
I don’t want you working there anymore.
Why?
It feels dirty. One guy sat there the whole time with his hand down his pants.
She went over and settled on his lap, pressed her lips into his neck.
Do you do sit on strangers’ laps, too? You can’t fix this with sex.
She pulled away, torn between storming out and attempting to address this stone that was always wedged between them. Blame mingled with shame. Across the room, the chameleons were still mating. Elise strained to hear the slightest rustle, something that would show they were alive. She’d read that if a baby chameleon was born, she’d have to remove it from the cage in case one of its parents got hungry.
You want me to say I’m sorry and I’ll stop. But the truth is, I like dancing, even if it involves stripping. It makes me feel freer, kind of powerful.
She could sense him measuring what to say next. Weighing his options. Was this the end of them? Was she selfish?
The cursor on his laptop blinked. Over his shoulder, she read the words he’d put there. The sky was the color of unwashed flannel. Snow struck his face, icy and sweet.
That’s good, she said. Could I read the rest of it sometime?
Mmmmmm, I don’t like anyone to read my stuff.
I’m not just anyone and you saw me dance.
I did. You were good. I just wish you could get a legit dancing job. You really like my writing?
Uh huh.
In their cage, the chameleons were moving again. Almost imperceptibly they had separated, heading to opposite sides. Soon it would be time to get the crickets.
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Beth Sherman’s writing has been published in more than 200 literary magazines, including Flash Frog, Gone Lawn, Tiny Molecules, 100 Word Story, Fictive Dream, and Bending Genres. She’s a submissions editor at Smokelong Quarterly and the winner of Smokelong’s 2024 Workshop prize. Her work is featured in Best Microfiction 2024 and the upcoming Best Small Fictions 2025. A multiple Pushcart and Best of the Net nominee, she can be reached on X, Bluesky or Instagram @bsherm36.