
Creative non-fiction by Zan Miller
It begins with popping the pimples on my breasts.
Three of them in a line from one boob to the other, like some imitation of a constellation. My breasts are softer than they used to be, sag further the more I travel into my 30’s. The mirror shows a droop, creating an underside my small, perky chest never had before. Time didn’t take my body; I sacrificed it to my two children and gained a wobbly, stretch-marked tummy to boot.
The shower spits hot, but not for long. I work fast because our hot water tank sucks, shampooing my mullet, exfoliating my pale skin. I don’t bother shaving, gave up on that a year back when we stopped affording razors. The water chills before I can rinse my conditioner.
I grab my towel from over the heater vent, preheating it the only way I can because we don’t own a washer or dryer. Outside the half-covered window, ice swaths the ground like Swiss cheese, holes melted in the white. I think of covering it, remembering the trauma of the tom peeping on me when I was 11, but the sunlight is nice and the only way someone could see me was to come really close to my trailer and like, why would someone be that close anyway?
I rinse my conditioner first, in the sink, enduring the ice cold against my sensitive scalp.
After, I wash my face with leftover anti-aging face wash that isn’t mine. I embrace aging, grateful for the thought lines on my forehead because how many hours of deep thought must have formed those? I would rather think than have a flat forehead. Like laugh lines! Who can hate a line joy itself carved into my skin, a reminder of all the past times I smiled and laughed and lived?
The face wash smells like seaweed and mold, but it says “natural” and wasn’t expired so I continue scrubbing my face. Dead skin pills under the scrub pad, small white balls of evidence to how little I scrub my face. I rinse my face in icier water than before because I’ve used enough to reach that deep pipe water in the subfreezing Arkansas ground, which I know is better for my skin, but I’ve already been so refreshed by rinsing my thick-ass hair for 10 minutes in my stained bathroom sink so I’m lamenting my shitty water tank and lack of hot water.
Face clean, I apply lotion, a highlight spray, and let it dry.
Next, I work on my hair. Styled in a short mullet, it curls just at the base of my back, not quite to my shoulders. The top fop brushes my eyebrows, but I prefer it pushed back. I shave both side of my head from temple to just behind my ear, giving the mullet an effortless shape. My mom HATES it, calls it the epitome of “white trash,” but she doesn’t understand that’s what I’m going for.
I leave the hair mess for later and step into my bedroom—the master of the three-bedroom trailer. Built last century, not well-kept or cared for, but it was stable and cheap enough for my small family to afford. The quirks and trifles are tolerable, even though we only have three burners for our four-burner stove and the thermostat is temperamental and there’s mold and mildew in places we can’t reach, and we don’t talk about the utility room (or enter it much). We share the place with many different creatures, daddy long legs and Chinese beetles, ants, the occasional mouse. A small dog named Holly Dolly. Two kids under 10. The usual bugs and creepy crawlies.
I pick out complicated lingerie with its multiple straps and soft cups. Seriously, there’s like 15 straps and four hooks. Where does my head go—oh, right there. I get it on, somehow, and snap the last snap. Leaning forward like Natasha Lyonne getting a new bra in Slums of Beverly Hills, I try to position my floppy boobs in the unshaped cups, a battle of squish and softness. Satisfied enough, I slip on the matching bottoms, the whole get-up red and black and doing nothing for my cool-toned alabaster meat suit, but it’s sexy enough and my other lingerie is still packed somewhere.
Covered as I prefer to be, I next drip a jasmine scented body oil across my skin. My hands smooth over my lined stomach even floppier than my breasts, the skin almost folded over my hip dips. It’s the only part of my body that really bothers me, but only hygienically because it sweats.
My body has crafted a narrative, a backstory, several lives, footprints, ripples, an effect on the world. It lets me clean my baby-dog’s accident when she gets too excited. It functions well enough for me to play in the snow with my kids and still make hot chocolate after. It groans and protests like a bratty teenager, my lower back and hip and nerve pain burning my whole body, the Sacroiliitis from some mysterious source I’ve just lived with for eight years. Sometimes I can’t do things because, while other bodies adjust if you just keep trying, my body responds kinda like a broken Jumping Jack Nutcracker whose legs go up to his ears but pop out of their little sockets.
Sitting in a chair heated by a round blanket colored like a tortilla shell, I drip extra oil on my feet. Footcare always held a certain holiness to me, like Jesus might be proud or something, which is why I didn’t do it often. I hold the same belief of deities as I did of the government: of course they exist, better they aren’t aware of me. Or, if they’re aware, then at least not perceiving me, ya know?
I don’t want anyone more powerful than me to pick me for anything. Power strips autonomy, another solid reason to avoid it. Women give up their bodies and voice for breadcrumbs of power; let me scream into the void with my body nobody wants.
White socks cover my over-oiled feet as I slip on the Victorian-style shirt with fluffy sleeves and collar. It sinks over me, some of the lingerie’s straps peeking from the deep neck and I could almost forgive Shein’s garbage. I pull on a pleather skort that’s black and short and more garage from Shein. I know the impact of fast fashion, but I’m also aware of my lack of options.
The last thing I do before I message my husband is apply Carmex to my lips. And that’s just step-one of my seduction technique!
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Zan Miller (she/they) lives in Jonesboro, AR with her partner of 11 years, two fully formed humans she birthed herself, and Holly Dolly, her puppy raised by cats who thinks she’s a wrecking ball. She is a nonbinary, disabled writer with 22 years of practice and believes it’s high time she turns all that practice into something practical. She’s been published in Ignatian and Waffle Fried Literary Magazines.